Review: Kung Fu Panda.

Panda is awesome. There is no charge for awesomeness. Panda wakes up decidely NOT awesome. Makes noodles. Goes to see Dragon Warrior chosen. Gets locked out. Hurts himself repeatedly. Gets in riding a Chinese rocket chair. finds out he is the Dragon Warrior? Furious five are…well, furious. Duck goes to warn Rhino at jail about Scary Leopard Guy. Rhino shows Duck there is nothing to worry about. Rhino is wrong. VERY wrong. Scary Leopard Guy defeats 1,000 Rhinos and escapes. Duck flys home and warns the Furious Five. Panda is not doing well with all this Kung Fu stuff. Goes to train with little Red Panda Guy. Furious Five go to stop Scary Leopard Guy. Furious Five get all nerve locked up by Scary Leopard Guy. Panda reaches Kung Fu enlightenment by fighting over food. Red Panda Guy will fight Scary Leopard Guy, and sends the rest off to evacuate the valley. Scary Leopard Guy fights Red Panda Guy and finds out Panda has scroll. Panda finds out there is no secret ingredient. Goes to fight Scary Leopard Guy. They fight over the Dragon Scroll. Panda is not a big fat Panda, he is THE big fat panda. Puts Scary Leopard Guy in a really sweet finger hold. Flexs the pinky and WHOOSH Scary Leopard Guy disintegrates. Panda goes up to Red Panda Guy, lays down and suggests eating food.